Шутка: - Do you speak English? - Kaneshna

- Do you speak English?
- Kaneshna

— Do you speak English?
— Кaneshna.

- Do you speak English?
- Yes..сссли бы...

— do you speak english?
— voistinu voskrese.

— do you speak english?
— без пяти девять.

— do you speak игорь?
— yes, of костя.

Ya y mamu Znau English

Tvit posvjashaetsya tem, kto otlichno znaet English.

– Каков ваш уровень английского?
– My English is the... Is the...
– А дальше?
– Is the capital of Great Britain!